When someone ate a dozen hard boiled eggs on the plane. What the fuck is that smell? Damn, that shit stinks in Jesus name. Lord help us. Lord have mercy, what the fuck is that smell?
The wife 2 seconds after walking in from work. Can you take out the trash? Yes, just give me two minutes. Fine, I'll just do it myself, you fucking lazy piece of fucking shit! You fucking pussy ass bitch, get off your fucking ass, loser!
The look of love. I found a love for me. The way my baby looks at her dad. Darling just dive right in and follow my lead. I found a girl beautiful and sweet. I never knew you were the someone waiting for me. When your son's smile makes Dad cry. Cause we were just kids when we fell in love. Just a little girl falling in love with her daddy the same
JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL HAD A SHAG AND HAD THEIR FILL DIDN'T FETCH A PAIL OF WATER JILL WENT HOME A DIRTY DAUGHTER MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB TOOK IT DRINKING WHAT A SHAM GOT IT PISSED IT SHAGGED AROUND NOW IT'S BANNED FROM EVERY JAM TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR SHOW ME WHERE THE STRIPPERS ARE UP ABOVE THE PUB SO HIGH FLASH YOUR TITS AND DON'T BE
The Rising Sun, The Animals. There is a house in New Orleans. They call the Rising Sun. And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy. And God I know I'm one. My mother was a tailor. Sewed my new blue jeans. My father was a gambling man.
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