You know what I'd really like? A cheeseburger. No, we can do a cheeseburger. A real cheeseburger. Not some fancy deconstructed avon bullshit. It'll make you feel as if you're eating the first cheeseburger you ever ate. The cheap one your parents could barely afford. How much will that send me back? $9.95. Now that is a cheeseburger. Yeah.
OK, SO YOU GET TO THE WHITE HOUSE, YOU SEE PRESIDENT TRUMP, YOU HAVE A MEETING WITH HIM, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU TURN INTO A QUIET LITTLE BITCH. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO ALL THAT SHIT YOU WERE TALKING BEFORE, MR. MAYOR? WELL, IT ALL STARTED WHEN HE SHOOK MY HAND. I WAS NOT EXPECTING HIM TO PULL SO HARD, TO BE HONEST. AND HE'S A BIG MAN, KRISTEN, AND
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