In the still of the night, I hear the wolf bow, honey, Tipping around your jaw. In the still of the night, I feel my heart beating heavy, Telling me you gotta have more.
My husband deserves to fuck something sexy.
So why the fuck wouldn't I want to annihilate myself in the gym every day to make that happen.
Like hello? Duh?
50 years ago I lost my husband David. I miss him every day.
[Photo of a man]
David Hendrick Elizabeth, for the love of God! I forgot to take out the trash once and she hasn't spoken to me since!
Elizabeth Hendrick Sometimes I still feel like he's in the room with me.
Just found out those stick people on the back of cars aren't for keeping track of the pedestrians you've hit.
On an unrelated note, does anyone know how to get sticker adhesive off a window?
Guns aren't necessary. No. What can I use against a racist or someone that wants to come and break into my home and murder me? A knife. A knife, if they have a gun, because criminals don't follow laws. Okay, well if there was no guns, your racist wouldn't have a gun. That's not how it works. Drugs are illegal. Okay, and people still do drugs, so w
Well, Kevin, it's time to teach you how real blue-collar guys pay real bills in real life. See this? It's a mortgage bill, and this is how it gets paid. Mr. Pewterschmidt, it's Peter. Please pay my mortgage. Damn it, Griffin. I'm crying, Mr. Pewterschmidt. I'm crying. I know you're crying. Act like a man. I can't. I'm not a man. And if you don't p
Shane @Shanehasabeard My mom would wake up early just to cut the crust off my sandwiches for lunch. She knew the crust was my favorite part. She hated me so much.
Honey @honeymoon250 People who sleep naked do ya'll ever think about emergencies? What if someone breaks in? Ronnie Adkins @RonnieAdkins_ There are two types of Men: 1. Those who fear having to fight a home intruder naked 2. Those who intend to
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![50 years ago I lost my husband David. I miss him every day.
[Photo of a man]
David Hendrick Elizabeth, for the love of God! I forgot to take out the trash once and she hasn't spoken to me since!
Elizabeth Hendrick Sometimes I still feel like he's in the room with me.](https://cdn.memestoday.fun/data/upload/4SzVXPZsC.jpg)
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Date of Hurtfulness: __________ Time: __________
What caused the butthurt?
[ ] Someone posted it [ ] Offensive picture on the internet
Was a tissue needed for the tears? [ ] Yes [ ] No
Will you be able to move past it? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Not sure
Reason for filing the Report (check all that apply):
[ ] I am an idiot. [ ] I’m](https://cdn.memestoday.fun/data/upload/g5HvUP4sC.jpg)
