Ps is this a praying mantis?
Yes
Don't have sex with it. It will eat you after.
Good call. It was looking at me all seductive like
That's how they get you.
BREAKING: Mr. Beast says conspiracy theorists are “nut jobs,” that his philanthropic work with the Rockefeller Foundation helps people in need, and that they have no control over him.
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Emptiness.
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PATRIOTS... SENATOR MAJORITY LEADER, JOHN THUNE & SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE, MIKE JOHNSON, NEED TO DRAG THEIR USELESS ASES OUT OF THE DC SWAMP THEY'RE WALLOWING IN AND GET TRUMP'S AGENDA PUSHED THROUGH CONGRESS WHILE THEY STILL HOLD THEIR TENOUS CONTROL OVER IT!! OTHERWISE, THEY CAN KISS MIDTERM VICTORIES 'GOODBYE'...
MAJORITY LEADERS IN THE HOUSE & SEN
Justice System when crimes involve ordinary people:
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Justice System when crimes involve elites:
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