i want to kiss you again
come kiss me
okay im outside
WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS
surprise
NO WAY
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yes
i want a mf kiss get out here
that was the best part of my day
Ladies & gentlemen, I present to u: boys
idk why she thinks i dont care about her
literally
i will die for her smh
Do u ever even tell her how much she means to u
eh nope
Ps is this a praying mantis?
Yes
Don't have sex with it. It will eat you after.
Good call. It was looking at me all seductive like
That's how they get you.
I love my mom, but she is savage. 😂
[Image of cookies and text message]
Mom: I baked chocolate chip cookies for your girlfriend
Me: Mom 😘
Me: That's sweet but she's not my girlfriend
Me: It's just a date
Mom: Listen. You show up with warm chocolate chip cookies and she's gonna forget you drive a 2004 Honda Civic.
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![I love my mom, but she is savage. 😂
[Image of cookies and text message]
Mom: I baked chocolate chip cookies for your girlfriend
Me: Mom 😘
Me: That's sweet but she's not my girlfriend
Me: It's just a date
Mom: Listen. You show up with warm chocolate chip cookies and she's gonna forget you drive a 2004 Honda Civic.](https://cdn.memestoday.fun/data/upload/Gro9UG05D.jpg)
