A man reaches a certain age where he doesn't want any drama. He doesn't want to fight anyone - and if forced to, he will not fight fair. He will not quit and there are no weapons he will not use. It's best to leave him alone with his coffee, bourbon and cigars. Don't poke the old men. They will hurt you.
I was offered sex today by a 26 year old woman. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my Facebook. Of course I declined because of my strong morals and willpower. Which is just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.
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