Apple does it again! Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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Defense One. Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Gen. Dan Caine testifies on Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C., on May 12, 2026. THREATS. The Pentagon must prepare for battles around the moon: Joint Chiefs chair. Days after orbital weapons were revealed, Gen. Dan Caine ups the scope of the military's desired reach. THOMAS NOVELLY | SEPTEMBER 16, 2026 01:
The Post Millennial 'I don't know who is in charge': Absent police chief exposed command breakdown during Seattle mass shooting Internal texts show SPD officials considered terrorism, described the outstanding suspect as "Maybe Arab male?" and enlisted the FBI to help track down another suspected shooter. Seattle Police SE
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