Chinese man rings his boss and says, "Me no work, I sick" Boss says, "When I'm sick, I f*ck my wife, try that!" 2 hours later Chinese man rings back, "Me better, you got nice house"
Elon Musk @elonmusk Literally true The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee Republicans Warn Passing Voter ID Law Could Ruin Plan To Hand Congress To Democrats In November https://buff.ly/bKP8WCe Mar 12, 2026, 4:09 PM
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Being a Liberal isn't just about being Stupid. It's about showing the World how proud you are to be Stupid.
AND YOUR PRIDE SHINES BRIGHTLY WITH EVERY POST YOU MAKE
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