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Perhaps the reason Congress seems to hate the people is that they weren't truly elected by us—they were selected by big-money donors who funded their campaigns and rigged the system to get them in?
Al Gore is finally going to pay for his ridiculous claim that he "invented the internet." The man the tech world credits with Gore's claims is renowned Italian software engineer, the late Joseppi Barrone. His family has been awarded $20 million for intellectual property infringement. "We're just happy to see the lie end," said Agnes Barron, Joseppi
Life comes at you fast. March 7, 2026: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump The United Kingdom, our once Great Ally, maybe the Greatest of them all, is finally giving serious thought to sending two aircraft carriers to the Middle East. That's OK, Prime Minister Starmer, we don't need them any longer - But we will remember. We don't need people that joi
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