Daniel @pizza__man316
Girls who tell dad jokes must be protected at all costs 😍
How did the Hinge date go?
Have you ever gone on a date with a girl with Dad humor?
lol no
The waiter came over to us and asked 'you wanna box for the leftovers' she replies 'no, but i’ll wrestle you for them' 😤😤
Oh my god
Email from school - “Matilda has had a good day today. Was really passionate in History” Matilda - “Yeah so he told us all about the Roman army then told us to write a diary entry like we were a Roman soldier. Then he asked me why I wasn’t writing anything. So I said “you literally just told us that women couldn’t join the Roman army - I’m a girl,
THE GREAT THING ABOUT BEING A GUY IS THAT I DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON A 'FACE' TO GO OUTSIDE
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS MAKE SURE MY NUTSACK ISN'T SHOWING AND I'M PRETTY MUCH GOLDEN
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