Doctor asks pregnant prostitute. 'Do you know who the father is?' 'Prostitute replies, "Oh! For goodness sake, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one made you fart?"
For thou art an holy people unto the Lord thy God: the Lord thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto him self, above all people that are upon the face of the earth. Deuteronomy 7:6
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