How to have 'safe sex':
1 Only have sex with someone who loves you faithfully.
2 Only have sex with someone who is exclusively committed publicly to you for life (aka someone you’re married to)
3 Only have sex with someone who is committed to lovingly raising any children you may conceive.
LIVE ACTION
The wife and I have both made a list of 5 people that we’re allowed to sleep with if we ever get the opportunity.
She picked Johnny Depp, Hugh Jackman, Jeremy Reener, Kiefer Sutherland, and George Clooney.
I just picked her sister, her cousin, her best friend, our next door neighbor, and the drunk chick at the bar.
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