I was offered sex today by a 26 year old woman. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my Facebook. Of course I declined because of my strong morals and willpower. Which is just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.
Blessed is the one who reads, as well as those who hear the words of this prophecy and pay attention to what is written in it because the time is near. (Revelation 1:3)
The burnt toast theory Every time you burn your toast, miss an exit, miss your flight, or get stuck in traffic, you’re actually being delayed for a reason. You are being redirected to a different path. What feels like an inconvenience is actually protecting you from something unseen. Even if you don’t get where you wanted to go, you will always end
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