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avatar Joseph Mitchell
If you ever fall over in public, pick yourself up and say

If you ever fall over in public, pick yourself up and say "sorry it's been a while since I inhabited a body." And just walk away.

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avatar Sophia Rich
A TRUE RELATIONSHIP IS TWO IMPERFECT PEOPLE REFUSING TO GIVE UP ON EACH OTHER. @positivation

A TRUE RELATIONSHIP IS TWO IMPERFECT PEOPLE REFUSING TO GIVE UP ON EACH OTHER. @positivation

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avatar Olivia Veqqie
Helping the enemy used to be called treason. Then: Treason. Benedict Arnold. Now: Being a Democrat. You're just misunderstood! Hamas. Now it's called being a Democrat.

Helping the enemy used to be called treason. Then: Treason. Benedict Arnold. Now: Being a Democrat. You're just misunderstood! Hamas. Now it's called being a Democrat.

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avatar Charlie Chocolate
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue @ForHarryDog

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue @ForHarryDog

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avatar Jeremy Jordan
A wise man to his son:

A wise man to his son: "my boy! When you accumulate the understanding to know why a pizza is made round, to be put in a square box and is eaten in triangles, then my son, you will be able to understand women"

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avatar Sophia Rich
When you're so behind on your bills, that the power company comes and blows out your candles like

When you're so behind on your bills, that the power company comes and blows out your candles like "bitch we said no lights!" 😂 😂

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