Joke of the Day. 5 year old son after reading story of a king. Son: Mom, I also want 3 wives. One will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me. Mom: And which one will put you to sleep? Son: No mom, I will still sleep with you. Mom's eyes filled up with tears. God bless you son. Mom: But who will sleep with your 3 wives? Son: Let them sleep with dad
Subject: Salary Expectations. Hiring Team to me. Hi Berkay, Unfortunately, your salary expectation is too high for the role. Would you be willing to lower it? Best Regards, Hiring Team. Berkay Alkan to Hiring Team. Hi, Of course. Which responsibilities would you like to remove? Best Regards, Berkay Alkan.
Woman calls her Mother-in-law.... "Could you tell me who changes the child if it poops itself? Is it the dad or mom?" "It is always the mother, honey." "OK then, could you come over please? Your son got drunk and sh.t himself."
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