KIDNAPPER: Until the ransom is paid, you’ll stay in this room with just a bed and some food now and then.
ME [excitedly]: Wait—meals, naps, and peace and quiet??
KIDNAPPER: glares
ME: Oh right, I mean... oh noooo...
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