My wife was explaining to our son that the bird that delivers the babies is called a Stork. Son replied "Cool and granddad said the bird that prevents pregnancy is called the Swallow!"
Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.
Sorry for coming into your life when you never needed me.
I thought I was someone important to you, but now I see I was just there, hoping for something that was never real.
You never made space for me, never fought to keep me, and yet I stayed, believing in something that only existed in my heart.
I should have walked away the first time I felt
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