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avatar Jeremy Jordan
Never say

Never say "That won't happen to me." Life has a funny way of proving us wrong.

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avatar John Paul
My teacher pointed a ruler at me and said

My teacher pointed a ruler at me and said "At the end of this ruler is an idiot" I got a detention for asking "which end?"

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avatar Gaie Houston
When the bullet inside this epoxy decided it no longer wanted to be inside the epoxy and exploded while I had a grip on it sanding. While I felt the pain in my hand and seeing what just happened, my first thought was

When the bullet inside this epoxy decided it no longer wanted to be inside the epoxy and exploded while I had a grip on it sanding. While I felt the pain in my hand and seeing what just happened, my first thought was "Fuck, my pinky just got blown off with part of my hand." My second thought was "how the fuck am I gonna masturbate with half a hand

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avatar Olivia Veqqie
Gimme a hard username my name is Juan

Gimme a hard username my name is Juan

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