The police just pulled me over and said, "Papers?" I said, "Scissors, I win!" and drove off. I think he wants a rematch - he's been chasing me for 45 minutes!
Luke 6:38 give, and it shall be given to you. Good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, will be put into your lap. For with the measure you use it will be measured back to you.
When I shut my mouth and turn to walk away it doesn't mean you've won It simply means your stupid ass isn't worth any more OF MY TIME. Funny Jokes & Pictures (FJP)
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