THE SECRET SERVICE HAD PLANNED TO FIRE DEI-HIRED AGENTS, UNTIL AN OBAMA APPOINTED JUDGE RULED IT ILLEGAL AND BLOCKED THE FIRINGS. SO, TRUMP ASSIGNED THE DEI-HIRED AGENTS TO PROTECT OBAMA, CLINTON, AND BIDEN, WHO REJECTED THEM AND DEMANDED MERIT-BASED MALE AGENTS TO PROTECT THEM. THE MAN IS A LEGEND!
This is how parents used to text back in the day
THIS HOUSE BETTER BE SPOTLESS BEFORE I GET HOME FROM WORK! IF IT'S NOT [scribbled] EVERYBODY GETTING A WHOOPING!!
Middle schoolers these days lug around 40-ounce Stanley cups like they're on a desert trek. Meanwhile, we survived on a single sip from a germ infested water fountain between classes and called it a day.
SEX CONSENT CARD\nI am having voluntary sex.\nI am not drunk or high.\nI am over 18.\nI am STD Free.\nDate: __________\nMale sign: __________\nFemale sign: __________\n\nMen, keep this in your wallet with a condom. With this card, do not accept an Article 15. Only give this card to your lawyer. Do not confess to the MPs or your boss. Demand a lawye
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THIS HOUSE BETTER BE SPOTLESS BEFORE I GET HOME FROM WORK! IF IT'S NOT [scribbled] EVERYBODY GETTING A WHOOPING!!](https://cdn.memestoday.fun/data/upload/q4GehjaoC.jpg)
