This literally made me laugh out loud!!! That is not bacon, Karen. That is a Beggin Strip. I can sniff out cocaine in a hooker's buttcrack from across an airport. Do you really think that I can't tell fake bacon from the real thing?
Told my wife I think I'm getting sick. She said: You're not. We don't have time for that. So.. I guess I'm fine now. Man flu denied by wife. Case closed.
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