twitter has literally broken my sense of humor bc im fucking screaming at this
Twenty Juan Savage @juannisac When train conductors drive past each other
I THOUGHT MY NEW GIRLFRIEND MIGHT BE THE ONE.
BUT AFTER LOOKING THROUGH HER KNICKER DRAWER AND FINDING A NURSE'S OUTFIT, A FRENCH MAID'S OUTFIT, AND A POLICE WOMAN'S UNIFORM, I FINALLY DECIDED: IF SHE CAN'T HOLD DOWN A JOB, SHE'S NOT FOR ME.
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