When I was 22 I took my 21 yr/o roommate to the ER and when the doctor walked in he pointed at me and said "Mom?" so I responded "What about my mom?" and then he said "No, I mean are you her mom?" and I have never fully recovered from that moment.
She: Take the condom off.
Me: Why?
She: Because yolo.
Me: What does that mean?
She: You only live once."
Me: If you get pregnant then yoyo."
She: What's that mean?
Me: You're on your own.
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