BUILDING INSPECTOR: Well, you say you've kept everything up to code, but I've been speaking with your 4 year old and he informed me the floor is actually lava, which—I don't need to tell you—is a pretty serious safety violation.
I'm a big fan of the "GPS Theory": when you miss a turn, your GPS doesn't judge you, it recalculates. No matter how many detours you take, it finds another way forward. Life works like that too. You'll make mistakes, but your destination doesn't vanish. The route just changes.
If you want to know why radical judges keep blocking the Trump administration from stopping fraud, deporting and enacting the America First agenda.... Look no further than Speaker Johnson, Jim Jordan, and House Republicans. They've refused to hold even one activist judge accountable for 15 months, Jim Jordan has been letting Articles of Impeachment
Somebody stole my coworker's money, so I asked how much. He said $350. I went to the restroom to count it... it was only $85. Why do people lie like that?
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