When a woman wears leather clothing, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he goes weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Ever wonder why? She smells like a new truck.
An older man, not in the best physical condition, asked the trainer in the gym, "I want to impress a beautiful young girl. Which machine should I use?" The trainer replied, "Use the ATM machine outside!"
BREAKING: EXPERTS CONCLUDE THE CHEMICAL THAT ANTIFA MEMBERS POURED INTO THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL REFLECTING POOL TO CAUSE ALGAE GROWTH WAS DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE
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