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avatar Patricia Lee
SODA @SippinDirtySODA I ordered food and left my Door Dash driver a $10,000 Christmas tip, but not in the app. I put clear instructions in the order notes to check behind the trash can. They ate my food, dropped off an empty bag, and never read the order notes. Some people block their own blessings. (Image shows a ripped McDonald's bag and an envel

SODA @SippinDirtySODA I ordered food and left my Door Dash driver a $10,000 Christmas tip, but not in the app. I put clear instructions in the order notes to check behind the trash can. They ate my food, dropped off an empty bag, and never read the order notes. Some people block their own blessings. (Image shows a ripped McDonald's bag and an envel

avatar Patricia Lee
Trey driving for door dash is usually pretty boring until something like this comes thru. Deliver by 2:32 PM Chipotle INSTRUCTIONS When you get to my stoop please press 5B on the buzzer and WAIT FOR ME to come down. If there's a big dude sitting on the steps claiming the food is his, do not believe him. That's Larry. Please look him dead in the eye

Trey driving for door dash is usually pretty boring until something like this comes thru. Deliver by 2:32 PM Chipotle INSTRUCTIONS When you get to my stoop please press 5B on the buzzer and WAIT FOR ME to come down. If there's a big dude sitting on the steps claiming the food is his, do not believe him. That's Larry. Please look him dead in the eye

avatar Mark Manson
I ordered 88 drinks on Doordash, the store gave me this, and then support resolved it by taking away the driver's tip.

I ordered 88 drinks on Doordash, the store gave me this, and then support resolved it by taking away the driver's tip.

avatar Mark Manson

DoorDash gives customer a hard 8 inches! ring HEY. HEY. I GOT YOUR DOOR DASH. OH, HELL YES. GOT YOUR DAMN HOT ASS PIZZA. OH, MY GOD. I'M SO GLAD THEY SENT YOU. OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT I DIDN'T EVEN WANT THE FOOD. I REQUESTED YOU. BECAUSE I NEED SOME ICK. COME IN HERE, GET OUT THAT TIP, MY TIP OUT, AND WE GONNA MAKE IT HAPPEN, CAPTAIN. I COULD TAKE SO

avatar Mark Manson

There's been an accident. Collision Detected. Your driver crashed 0.3 away from you. You can still pick up your order, but contents might be damaged. Get directions.

avatar John Paul

DoorDasher accepts oldest form of currency! Ring. Hey, thank you. I got you. DoorDash order. Chick-fil-A. I'm so hungry. Yeah. Spelt it all. I love Chick-fil-A. I know. Me too. Good. Drive like ten. Miles to go. I'm trying to make, uh, like two dollars. A mile. Two dollars a mile. Ten miles. Jesus. The same price. If I tipped. You that much. That's

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