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avatar Mark Manson
I ordered 88 drinks on Doordash, the store gave me this, and then support resolved it by taking away the driver's tip.

I ordered 88 drinks on Doordash, the store gave me this, and then support resolved it by taking away the driver's tip.

avatar Mark Manson

DoorDash gives customer a hard 8 inches! ring HEY. HEY. I GOT YOUR DOOR DASH. OH, HELL YES. GOT YOUR DAMN HOT ASS PIZZA. OH, MY GOD. I'M SO GLAD THEY SENT YOU. OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT I DIDN'T EVEN WANT THE FOOD. I REQUESTED YOU. BECAUSE I NEED SOME ICK. COME IN HERE, GET OUT THAT TIP, MY TIP OUT, AND WE GONNA MAKE IT HAPPEN, CAPTAIN. I COULD TAKE SO

avatar Mark Manson

There's been an accident. Collision Detected. Your driver crashed 0.3 away from you. You can still pick up your order, but contents might be damaged. Get directions.

avatar John Paul

DoorDasher accepts oldest form of currency! Ring. Hey, thank you. I got you. DoorDash order. Chick-fil-A. I'm so hungry. Yeah. Spelt it all. I love Chick-fil-A. I know. Me too. Good. Drive like ten. Miles to go. I'm trying to make, uh, like two dollars. A mile. Two dollars a mile. Ten miles. Jesus. The same price. If I tipped. You that much. That's

avatar Agni Gauss
This DoorDasher is built different and honestly I love him

This text conversation is related to a DoorDash order.

yhey yo sorry for the delay I’m waiting for them to finish making your chipotle. gonna drive fast af so you get it hot

Ok man be careful

I drive a car worth $900 on a good day. it fears no damage. traffic better respect that

This DoorDasher is built different and honestly I love him This text conversation is related to a DoorDash order. yhey yo sorry for the delay I’m waiting for them to finish making your chipotle. gonna drive fast af so you get it hot Ok man be careful I drive a car worth $900 on a good day. it fears no damage. traffic better respect that

avatar Jeremy Jordan
Doordash is an IQ test. Do you want a cheeseburger for $27 or will you go pick it up for $6?

Doordash is an IQ test. Do you want a cheeseburger for $27 or will you go pick it up for $6?

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