Proud to be an American. Wtf does that mean? I'm Irish. And I'm all four of my grandparents were born in Ireland, so I'm fully Irish. And when I was a kid, I would go to the St. Patrick's Day parade. And I noticed that they sold a button that said proud to be Irish. And I could never understand that because I knew that on Columbus Day, they sold a
What's funny? You know what's funny? Long after I'm dead, people will still be watching this shit. And no matter how clear I make it, how simple, how painfully obvious. The, yeah, about him. Not us. Always tribe, the other team, the other flavor of crazy. If you think the joke is only about the other side, you're the joke. You're not laughing at th
“The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don’t. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything… It’s called the American Dream, ’cause you have to be asleep to believe it.”
George Carlin
Think of how stupid the average person is. Now remember: half the population is even worse — and they vote, breed, and feel absolutely qualified to rule. GEORGE CARLIN The stupid march with certainty, banners held high. The intelligent hesitate, question, and doubt. That is why fools inherit the world — confidence beats truth in every election. BERTRAND RUSSELL
When your identity is your ideology, congratulations. You've officially screwed yourself. Because now it's not just an idea, now it's you. And when the idea gets challenged, you don't hear disagreement, you hear an attack. So what do you do? You build a bubble. A nice, soft, padded little bubble where everyone agrees with you, uses the same words,
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