The only thing about a public toilet is if somebody recognize my ass. You know, 'cause you could go in the toilet, you go in the toilet to take a shit, don't nobody say nothing. They may make a face when you leave. But they see me, they start talking. Richard Pryor! That was you in there shitting? Man, you don't never do this shit in public. Hey ev
Thank you. See, what it was. Thank you. Get down, funky. Okay, get back up. 18 years ago, they greet him in small towns by tying a yellow ribbon around the old oak tree. Then they try and hang him with it. All I can say though is this man's a genius. Now, who else can take all the forms of comedy, slapstick, satire, mime, and stand-up, and turn it
It's just a word association. I'll throw you out a few words, anything that comes to your mind, just throw back at me, okay? Rain. Snow. White. Black. Tar baby. Colored. Redneck. Jungle bunny. Peckerwood. Burrhead. Cracker. Spear chucker. White trash. Spade. Honky honky. Nigger. Dead honky. I think you're qualified for this job. How about a startin
Cheetah, man, is the weirdest thing to see go chase something because you don't see nothing but dust. I saw two cheetah and it looked like they were talking about jumping on some gazelle. They go, 'You want to go after that herd?' Say, 'Nah, man, they too close.' [expletive] 'Come on, we give them another 100 yards.' 'How's the wife and family, man
RICHARD PRYOR IS A TRUE MASTER OF COMEDY. Frankly, sir, you've been caught in an awful lie, white woman. Will this continue? As long as I can keep it up. I mean, why do you think they call it the White House? I guess I had to stop drinking, you know. I just got tired of waking up on the freeway driving 90. You ever do that? That'll sober you up qui
The funniest thing I ever heard in my life, the Chinese waiter that stuttered. I mean, the man was stuttering in Chinese. And his friends were trying to help him, they were getting mad at him, going, 'Chop him up, what are you doing?' (Richard Pryor is performing a joke about a stuttering Chinese waiter. On-screen text: "STUTTERING CHINESE WAITER J
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