The only thing about a public toilet is if somebody recognize my ass. You know, 'cause you could go in the toilet, you go in the toilet to take a shit, don't nobody say nothing. They may make a face when you leave. But they see me, they start talking. Richard Pryor! That was you in there shitting? Man, you don't never do this shit in public. Hey ev
Part 2. F*ck you. Everybody be standing up there like this, be cool Jack, just looking in the eye. Then some big d*ck motherf*cker come in right, stand way back here. What's happening fellas? You wanna stand to the left? I'm gonna shake it to the left, pal. You gotta move over. @funnieststandup
A man in a pink suit dances happily in front of a news headline that reads: 'Florida to remove all Flock cameras on state roads.' The article further states: 'The Florida Department of Transportation has revoked permits for all automatic license plate readers on state roads. The department has 30 days to remove the controversial cameras. C. A. Brid
A guy from Ralph Lauren called, you got a second interview. Monica, that's not funny. Oh, okay. Um, a guy from Ralph Lauren called, you got a second interview! Oh my God, Monica, you better be serious. You just told me to be funny.
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