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avatar Isabella Lewis

Part 2. F*ck you. Everybody be standing up there like this, be cool Jack, just looking in the eye. Then some big d*ck motherf*cker come in right, stand way back here. What's happening fellas? You wanna stand to the left? I'm gonna shake it to the left, pal. You gotta move over. @funnieststandup

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avatar Patricia Lee

All I asked him was can I be 10 minutes late feeding him today. A dog howls dramatically, expressing its displeasure at being fed late.

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avatar jojo9

A man in a pink suit dances happily in front of a news headline that reads: 'Florida to remove all Flock cameras on state roads.' The article further states: 'The Florida Department of Transportation has revoked permits for all automatic license plate readers on state roads. The department has 30 days to remove the controversial cameras. C. A. Brid

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avatar Mark Manson

A guy from Ralph Lauren called, you got a second interview. Monica, that's not funny. Oh, okay. Um, a guy from Ralph Lauren called, you got a second interview! Oh my God, Monica, you better be serious. You just told me to be funny.

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avatar Gaie Houston

When she had a dream that you cheated on her. What the fuck?

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avatar Isabella Lewis

JOURNEY. Those crazy nights, I do remember in my youth. I do recall, those were the best times, most of all. In the heat with a blue jean girl. Burning love comes once in a lifetime. She found me singing by the railroad tracks. Took me home, we danced by the moonlight. Those summer nights are calling. Stone in love. Can't help myself, I'm falling.

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