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avatar Mark Manson
GOOD MORNING, I'M UP! IF YOU'RE EXPECTING BRIGHT-EYED AND BUSHY-TAILED, GO CATCH A FREAKING SQUIRREL! FUNNY THOUGHTS AND JOKES

GOOD MORNING, I'M UP! IF YOU'RE EXPECTING BRIGHT-EYED AND BUSHY-TAILED, GO CATCH A FREAKING SQUIRREL! FUNNY THOUGHTS AND JOKES

avatar Olivia Veqqie

Me, 5 minutes after getting to work. I'm pretty tired. I think I'll go home now.

avatar John Paul
A HAIKU ABOUT BEING AN ADULT: I AM SO TIRED, WHERE DID ALL MY MONEY GO? MY LOWER BACK HURTS

A HAIKU ABOUT BEING AN ADULT: I AM SO TIRED, WHERE DID ALL MY MONEY GO? MY LOWER BACK HURTS

avatar John Paul
I am looking to rehome myself! I'm really tired of adulting! I am partially housebroken!

I am looking to rehome myself! I'm really tired of adulting! I am partially housebroken!

avatar Olivia Veqqie

dang Kamala fell off. I'm sober a couple hours now. I'll be fluent. I got a key. My car. No sleep. 50 dollars.

avatar Gaie Houston
WHEN YOU'RE TIRED FROM HARASSING ICE AND YOU JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND SUCK YOUR WIFES DICK

WHEN YOU'RE TIRED FROM HARASSING ICE AND YOU JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND SUCK YOUR WIFES DICK

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