After 40 years of being married, Mrs. Smith turns the light on while we're in bed and finds me holding a vibrator. She goes fucking crazy and says, how could you lie to me all these years? I look her straight in the eye and say, I can explain the toy, now you explain the kids.
Memes Today – is an entertainment platform built primarily on Android and iOS mobile apps. In order to use the full functionality of Memes Today, we ask you to download the mobile application available from the links below. By downloading the App, you can like, comment, save posts to favorites, share the content.
![What is the fastest way to make you horny [devil emoji]](https://cdn.memestoday.fun/data/upload/Tdgzu2g1D.jpg)
