I bought a Tesla a couple years back. My dad never misses the opportunity to give me shit about it. Dad: Got the Chevy polished up today. Wow! Looks great! Dad: Almost 55 years old and still looks better than your tesla.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know 'y'. Dad Jokes with the City of Red Oak. How did the penguin build his house? Igloos it together. I used to work at an orange juice factory... Got fired... I couldn't concentrate. My mom always said I would never amount to anything because I'd always procrastinate... I said 'just wait'. I was g
Texted my Dad about changing a flat tire on my car. 😂 Walk me through how to do it. Aren't you with Jason? Yea but he said he's never changed a tire before. Just walk me through it. Ok. Step 1: Break up with Jason.
MY DAD USED TO TELL ME THAT BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, TV CHANNELS WOULD SHUT DOWN AROUND MIDNIGHT. THEY'D PLAY THE NATIONAL ANTHEM... AND THEN GO COMPLETELY OFF AIR UNTIL MORNING. IS THAT REAL, OR IS HE JUST MESSING WITH ME?
goul.eth @0xGouL · 6d i just cried, rip to a legend. Dad. Bad news. After 36 years, the garage fridge finally died. Been through a lot together. Outlasted 3 trucks, 2 wives. Went out quiet, like a cowboy. Must've kept 10,000 beers cold. Thinking about giving it a proper funeral.
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