Ranking Dad Jokes. How do you make an idiot say how? How? Did you guys hear about that actress who got stabbed? No, what happened? Reese Witherspoon? No, with a knife. What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bye son. Bi-son. What did the egg say at the house party? I'm lit. Omelette. Boss, I think someone in the office is poss
Daughter: "I need to talk to you!" Dad: "Oh GOD, What is it now?" Daughter: "I think you should pay my bills, cause I didn't ask to be born!" Dad: "Look, your mother and I love you, but we didn't choose you! Out of millions of SP£RM, you fought to win. If anything you owe us." Daughter: "That's F*%KED Up!" (Woman laughing in reaction)
funniest 'Yeah Mad' moment. What's another name for coming inside a woman? What? Worried to say the answer of this. Might be the end of our friendship, Hammo. What's another name for coming inside of a woman? What? Loading the dishwasher. Doesn't get better when you say it twice, bud. That's not funny. Who wrote that? Best dog joke ever. What do yo
Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes My wife gave me an envelope with, "Not to be opened until 2027" on it. Inside was a list of reasons I cannot be trusted to follow simple instructions.
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