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avatar Mark Manson
Oops!... I Dad It Again
@NewDadNotes
Corgi: why are my legs so short?
God: that's just what legs look like.
Corgi: oh cool.
[giraffe walks by]
Corgi:
God: you weren't supposed to see that.

Oops!... I Dad It Again @NewDadNotes Corgi: why are my legs so short? God: that's just what legs look like. Corgi: oh cool. [giraffe walks by] Corgi: God: you weren't supposed to see that.

avatar Patricia Lee
Do Less Dad
@do_less_dad

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Dads: Why spend $300 to have a plumber fix the sink when I can do it in 4 months for free?

Do Less Dad @do_less_dad No one: Dads: Why spend $300 to have a plumber fix the sink when I can do it in 4 months for free?

avatar Joseph Mitchell
Dad Jokes @Dadsayjokes The doctor said that I wouldn't have kids after my vasectomy, but when I got home they were still there!

Dad Jokes @Dadsayjokes The doctor said that I wouldn't have kids after my vasectomy, but when I got home they were still there!

avatar Olivia Veqqie
The longest drum solo in history was 6 hrs 28 min

performed by a child sitting behind me on the flight to Toronto

The longest drum solo in history was 6 hrs 28 min performed by a child sitting behind me on the flight to Toronto

avatar Jacob Junior
Our parents make cute babies ❤️
Life of Dad @lifeofdAD Your mother is a printer

Our parents make cute babies ❤️ Life of Dad @lifeofdAD Your mother is a printer

avatar Gaie Houston
Dads when Phil Collins - In The Air Tonight starts
3 minutes and 40 seconds later

Dads when Phil Collins - In The Air Tonight starts 3 minutes and 40 seconds later

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