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avatar ArfmR Arfmat

Thank you. Session ID: 1058613.

avatar John Paul

The look of utter betrayal.. Hast du da was drin, Edith? Nee, auch nicht, ne? Ja, dafür brauchen wir den, damit die sich nicht stoßen. Aber wir müssen ja die Türen abschließen. Und das sagt der süße Hund dazu.

avatar Gaie Houston

I'm leaving your napkin! That's on one. Look at how plump that one is. Which one? I wasn't talking about the turkeys. Looks good, doesn't it? Yeah, but I thought the brush were going to be bigger. Yeah, so did I. Aw, is that the only one you've been with? Yeah, the rest were pens. Have you seen the broom anywhere? Why? You going somewhere?

avatar Zoe ZZZ

POV: you're trying to wash your hands at a fancy restaurant; Thank you.

avatar Jacob Junior

You say yes, you turn someone else's problems into yours. Yeah, man. Yeah, that's true. Give you an example. Say your name again, big homie. That's Jose. Jose says to me, Ice, can you take me to the airport? I say, yeah, man, I got you. I got to get up. I got to get gas in my car. I got to be on time. I got to pick Jose up. I got to get him to the airport. Mad at me.

avatar Sophia Rich
It wasn't the Grinch who stole Christmas, it was... the power bill, the gas bill, the phone bill, rent, insurance, car payment, and groceries.

It wasn't the Grinch who stole Christmas, it was... the power bill, the gas bill, the phone bill, rent, insurance, car payment, and groceries.

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