You know, the longer that you're married, the more you have to come to the realization that the second that everything seems to be perfect, something's going to break. For example, this morning I tried to put a load in the dishwasher. I started making these crazy noises like, it's too early, I'm too tired, I look fast. It's crazy.
The look of utter betrayal.. Hast du da was drin, Edith? Nee, auch nicht, ne? Ja, dafür brauchen wir den, damit die sich nicht stoßen. Aber wir müssen ja die Türen abschließen. Und das sagt der süße Hund dazu.
I'm leaving your napkin! That's on one. Look at how plump that one is. Which one? I wasn't talking about the turkeys. Looks good, doesn't it? Yeah, but I thought the brush were going to be bigger. Yeah, so did I. Aw, is that the only one you've been with? Yeah, the rest were pens. Have you seen the broom anywhere? Why? You going somewhere?
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