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Son:

Son: "Dad, did you go to the same school as me?" Me: "Yes, 25 years ago. Why do you ask?" Son: "Because today Mrs. Brown said she hasn't seen an idiot like me in 25 years!"

avatar Agni Gauss
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

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avatar John Paul
Have you seen that potato peeler thing She left you two days ago.

Have you seen that potato peeler thing She left you two days ago.

avatar jojo9
Why do we come out here every Memorial Day and just stand here all alone? We're not alone.

Why do we come out here every Memorial Day and just stand here all alone? We're not alone.

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Remember, son, if you do nothing all day, you're called a bum. But if you do it in a boat, you're called a fisherman.

Remember, son, if you do nothing all day, you're called a bum. But if you do it in a boat, you're called a fisherman.

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