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DUE TO THE RISING COST OF MEDICAL TESTS. JUST PEE UNDER A TREE AND WAIT A BIT. IF ANTS GATHER. DIABETES. IF GRASS DRIES UP. HIGH SALT. IT SMELLS LIKE BARBECUE. HIGH CHOLESTEROL. IF YOU FORGET TO PULL UP YOUR PANTS. ALZHEIMER'S.

DUE TO THE RISING COST OF MEDICAL TESTS. JUST PEE UNDER A TREE AND WAIT A BIT. IF ANTS GATHER. DIABETES. IF GRASS DRIES UP. HIGH SALT. IT SMELLS LIKE BARBECUE. HIGH CHOLESTEROL. IF YOU FORGET TO PULL UP YOUR PANTS. ALZHEIMER'S.

avatar Patricia Lee
Doctors love listening to you and then just being like

Doctors love listening to you and then just being like "Damn that's weird well come back again if you die?"

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Anesthesia is an art. Ortho:

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Dr. K @medschooladvice True story: Surgeon: Did someone fart? Silence Surgeon: I need to know if someone farted. I may have perforated bowel. Med student: I farted

Dr. K @medschooladvice True story: Surgeon: Did someone fart? Silence Surgeon: I need to know if someone farted. I may have perforated bowel. Med student: I farted

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ORAL AND A RECTAL THERMOMETER? THE TASTE

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ORAL AND A RECTAL THERMOMETER? THE TASTE

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How is that kid who swallowed those coins doing? No change yet.

How is that kid who swallowed those coins doing? No change yet.

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