-When we wanted to see bones, -We invented X-rays. -When we wanted to see pregnancy, we invented ultrasound. -When we wanted to see the brain, we invented MRI. Is a finger up the ass really necessary for a prostate exam ?
My asthma. They said they'd fix it, but it didn't make any difference at all. Are you using your inhaler? All the time. Go through one a week. You sure you're using it right? Do I look like an idiot? Nope. Why don't you show me how your inhaler works? (The woman demonstrates using the inhaler by spraying it behind her head, not into her mouth.)
DUE TO THE RISING COST OF MEDICAL TESTS. JUST PEE UNDER A TREE AND WAIT A BIT. IF ANTS GATHER. DIABETES. IF GRASS DRIES UP. HIGH SALT. IT SMELLS LIKE BARBECUE. HIGH CHOLESTEROL. IF YOU FORGET TO PULL UP YOUR PANTS. ALZHEIMER'S.
Dr. K @medschooladvice True story: Surgeon: Did someone fart? Silence Surgeon: I need to know if someone farted. I may have perforated bowel. Med student: I farted
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