MOM DIDN'T CHECK WEBMD. IF YOU HAD A COUGH, SHE GAVE YOU A SPOONFUL OF SOMETHING THAT WAS 90-PROOF, AND YOU SLEPT FOR THREE STRAIGHT DAYS. WE DIDN'T HEAL. WE WERE MEDICALLY REBOOTED. COUGH ELIXIR 90 PROOF. HOMEMADE REMEDIES.
Barbara had lost her baby last week but he made her feel better. She laid depressed when he wasn't around and when it was lunch. She would throw a fit, I convinced my peers to help her. We brought her in one night, while she laid asleep. We surprised her with a gift, she immediately knew who it was. Everything started to change. She treated him lik
Called my mom at 10pm in tears. My baby had been crying for hours. She showed up in 10 mins. I asked, "When does this get easier?" She smiled, "I'm still up late with my baby... and now hers." Maybe it never gets easier, but with her, it's better.
When men say they prefer their wives take time off for raising young children, they are essentially saying: 1) Motherhood is more important than a job 2) Nobody can do the job better than you 3) Your undivided attention is beneficial for our children. None of this is sexist.
This is Pip. Pip has sat on her eggs for FORTY TWO DAYS. For some reason all of her babies just stopped developing. So today we bought her some olive egger chicks to raise so she could still be a mommy. Bill seems pretty happy to be a dad too.
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