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Humpty Dumpty wobble double don't fall down. Booty muddy make the whole porch shake. Crack back, click clack, crowd yeah, oh wow. Shell so hard got a neck brace now. Humpty Dumpty wobble double don't slip. Hick up, heel belly, hollow with a fat lip. Talk slick, trip quick, riding to the ditch. Hoedown kingdom couldn't fix this. Humpty in the pickup

avatar Jeremy Jordan
Imma just sit this right here... (millennials are scratching their heads) PETER PETER WGL

Imma just sit this right here... (millennials are scratching their heads) PETER PETER WGL

avatar Slav Tomov
Yu455 Mary Had A Little Lamb Gghfggggg. Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go. It followed her to school one day, which was against the rules. It made the children laugh and play, to see a lamb at school. And so the teacher turned it out, but still it lingered near. And waited p

Yu455 Mary Had A Little Lamb Gghfggggg. Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go. It followed her to school one day, which was against the rules. It made the children laugh and play, to see a lamb at school. And so the teacher turned it out, but still it lingered near. And waited p

avatar Zoe ZZZ
You know what's really creepy? Nobody ever said Humpty Dumpty was an egg. Hold up.

You know what's really creepy? Nobody ever said Humpty Dumpty was an egg. Hold up.

avatar John Paul
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
crack
crack
Humpty Dumpty started to crawl,
(All the king's horses and all the king's men,) would never sleep soundly, not ever again.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, crack crack Humpty Dumpty started to crawl, (All the king's horses and all the king's men,) would never sleep soundly, not ever again.

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Someone... PLEASE tell me how

Someone... PLEASE tell me how "rub a dub dub, three men in tub" became a nursery rhyme.

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