they pull me over everyday just to do this. You know why I pulled you over? Yeah, get it over with. What foot was on the gas pedal? That one. Lift it up. There we go. Alright, thank you. You're all set. Fix that taillight.
No habla Ingles. TOTAL REMIGRATION IMMEDIATELY. Are you the registered owner of the vehicle? Yeah. Do you have a driver's license with you? You got the vehicle in park, right? You realize the speed limit here is only 55, right? 55? 55. And here is 50 or 55? How much is here? 55. 55. And I'm coming? You're doing 64. 64? You also have your high beams
That one friend who somehow talks their way out of literally everything. Good evening, sir. The reason I pulled you over is you were driving a little erratically back there. Oh, yeah, yeah, officer. I'm sorry, we had a bee flying around the car. A bee, huh? Yeah, yeah. But look, we finally got the little sucker. Wow! A bee at night. You don't see t
Ma'am, is there a reason your car has no plates? It already ate. Oh no. Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over? Because becoming a lawyer looked too difficult. Hahaha. Ma'am, can I ask you something? You just spent your question. Oh man. Sir, why didn't you use your turn signal? Cause I didn't want to give spoilers. Hahaha. Ma'am, you ignored tha
Chill Biker: *Singing* *Having a great time* *Hears police siren...* *Looks behind* POLICE *Looks for a place to stop* *Sees a parking space* *Arrives at parking lot* *Stops* Police: *Coming behind him* *Stops car* Chill Biker: Sir?! Cop: *Opens car door* *Gets out* *Goes up to biker* Man you can't... registration... You need... Pedals??? Chill Bik
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