Ma'am, why is there a mannequin in the passenger seat? He listens better than my husband does. Ma'am, you ran a red light. It looked embarrassed, so I gave it privacy. You almost hit that mailbox, ma'am. Knows what it did. Ma'am, you made an illegal U-turn. I changed my mind legally. You were driving with both hands off the wheel. The car needs ind
Hey, officer, how are you doing? Is there a problem? Uh, yes, there is. The rear tire on the driver's side looked a little low, but now that I'm here, I can see why. You have a car full... Excuse me, officer. Baby, don't roll the car... Excuse me, hi. You turned on your siren and pulled us over just to call me fat? No, no, no. I was referring to th
This is my 10th time watching this. Sir, you know why I'm pulling you over? No sir. You were going 60 in a 20 mile per hour zone. 60 in a 20? So I need you to come 80? Get out of the car now! Get out of the car! 60 in 80, right? Get out of the car! Hurry up, get out of the car! Sir, are you armed? Am I armed? Are you armed? Yes, I am. How many? Two
they pull me over everyday just to do this. You know why I pulled you over? Yeah, get it over with. What foot was on the gas pedal? That one. Lift it up. There we go. Alright, thank you. You're all set. Fix that taillight.
No habla Ingles. TOTAL REMIGRATION IMMEDIATELY. Are you the registered owner of the vehicle? Yeah. Do you have a driver's license with you? You got the vehicle in park, right? You realize the speed limit here is only 55, right? 55? 55. And here is 50 or 55? How much is here? 55. 55. And I'm coming? You're doing 64. 64? You also have your high beams
That one friend who somehow talks their way out of literally everything. Good evening, sir. The reason I pulled you over is you were driving a little erratically back there. Oh, yeah, yeah, officer. I'm sorry, we had a bee flying around the car. A bee, huh? Yeah, yeah. But look, we finally got the little sucker. Wow! A bee at night. You don't see t
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