Help me, please, somebody help me! You came for me! I always come for you, Serebeth. Fredwick... Oh Fredwick how I've ached for you! I've been so lonely, I've missed your huge... Oh hush, my love. Come closer... Uh what's that... What's that smell? Aw f***, not again! Exit dreamspool! Abooooort! Yuck! Absolutely disgusting!
EXCUSE ME YOUNG SIR I'M ACTUALLY A PRINCESS AND I NEED A KISS TO TURN BACK HUMAN I'D BE HAPPY TO HELP WAIT- STOP! I DIDN'T MEAN YOU, I HAVE, LIKE, STANDARDS
@CARTOON Hey, how's it going? Oh my god, did you just talk? Uh, I did. Are you one of those frogs that'll turn into a prince if I kiss you? Why don't you kiss me and see for yourself? You're still a frog. Yeah, you also have to reach one hand under me and lightly touch the underside of my penis. What? You have to reach one hand under... No, no, no,
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