@CARTOON Hey, how's it going? Oh my god, did you just talk? Uh, I did. Are you one of those frogs that'll turn into a prince if I kiss you? Why don't you kiss me and see for yourself? You're still a frog. Yeah, you also have to reach one hand under me and lightly touch the underside of my penis. What? You have to reach one hand under... No, no, no,
With zero tolerance, no room for error, CNC machines produce exceptional cutting results. Fill that cat with milk real quick, all the way to the tippy top of the cat. Put the rest of him in there. Have it shoot everywhere. They're not gonna have a dead finger with the bike chain around it though. Dang it. Oh, they do!
Sometimes I be wanting a gf until... Sometimes I be wanting a girlfriend. It sounds fun and all until I see how my friends who are cuffed be looking. All dead inside. With no more will to live. It's like she sucked the fun right out of him.
Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. You owe me back room rent. Don't get excited. How much is it? You owe me 13 weeks at $7 a week. Tidy sum, isn't it? Pardon me just a minute. Here's $28. $28? Give him that old routine of ours, you know, 7 into 28, 13 times. Give me the crayon. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And do it right this time. Make it snappy.
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