Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. You owe me back room rent. Don't get excited. How much is it? You owe me 13 weeks at $7 a week. Tidy sum, isn't it? Pardon me just a minute. Here's $28. $28? Give him that old routine of ours, you know, 7 into 28, 13 times. Give me the crayon. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And do it right this time. Make it snappy.
She stood alone on the highway, begging speeding cars to stop. Driver after driver ignored her desperate pleas, but I couldn't drive past. I stopped to help, and instead of running away, she ran to me. Hey, what are you doing out here? You're not scared of me? What's wrong, little one? She grabbed my leg and shook, asking me to follow her. She paus
Wife material = nothing to hide. Street material = everything to hide. *TAKE HER PHONE*. Damn it, Billy, stop! No! Oh my gosh. Oh my god, he's gonna see it. Oh, he's gonna see it all. I mean, I'm not chasing you. My lazy ass ain't running for nothing. The only time you'll catch me running is someone's freaking after me. And then you might as well j
When I press the ragebait button by accident: Look. Put your hands. Turn around. Put your hands. No, I have nothing on me. Turn around. Put your hands behind your back. Turn around and put your hands behind your back. You're a [beep].
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