Help me, please, somebody help me! You came for me! I always come for you, Serebeth. Fredwick... Oh Fredwick how I've ached for you! I've been so lonely, I've missed your huge... Oh hush, my love. Come closer... Uh what's that... What's that smell? Aw f***, not again! Exit dreamspool! Abooooort! Yuck! Absolutely disgusting!
He didn't expect such kindness out of him. Hey, Walt. What are you up to? We're having a barbecue, you wanna come over? Yeah, just keep your hands off my dog. No worries. We only eat cats. Yeah. We've got beer too. Look, now yum yum, if he doesn't ask you out... I'm gonna ask you out. I'd love to, Walt, but he beat you to it. Yeah, they're taking t
They said there's zero evidence that illegal immigrants vote in our elections.... you sure about that? Let me be clear. Donald Trump has zero credibility on the issue of election integrity. He's cried wolf and peddled bizarre conspiracy theories about fraud with no evidence. A few moments later. This breaking just a moment ago, New Jersey's Democra
Dad Jokes. Okay, kids, ready for a joke? Why should you always knock on the refrigerator door before you open it? There could be a salad dressing in there.
You're gonna end up on your knees. You're gonna get spanked. I'm gonna resist. You're gonna get spanked. It's gonna hit you. You're gonna know what you did. You're gonna be humble. You're gonna get spanked. You're gonna humble. You're gonna know what you did. Spank. White Out. B. F. PROPERTY OF STEVE SMITH. @CARTOON.
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