Dad Jokes. Okay, kids, ready for a joke? Why should you always knock on the refrigerator door before you open it? There could be a salad dressing in there.
You're gonna end up on your knees. You're gonna get spanked. I'm gonna resist. You're gonna get spanked. It's gonna hit you. You're gonna know what you did. You're gonna be humble. You're gonna get spanked. You're gonna humble. You're gonna know what you did. Spank. White Out. B. F. PROPERTY OF STEVE SMITH. @CARTOON.
This kitten was born with no brothers and no sisters, just her and her mom. So every single drop of milk belonged to her alone. You can already tell exactly what that did to her, because kittens with siblings have to share, so they usually stay small for weeks. But this little girl never had to compete for anything, so she just kept eating until sh
HEARD MY NAME AT THE CORNER STORE SAME OLD GOSSIP LIKE THE DAY BEFORE THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A REASON TO TAKE OFFENSE TRYING TO MAKE MY BUSINESS MAKE SOME SENSE I'M JUST LOADING UP THE BED OF THIS TRUCK I GOT NO TIME TO GIVE A FLYING FUCK SHARPEN YOUR TONGUE WHILE I SHARPEN MY TOOLS I AIN'T GOT TIME TO PLAY BY YOUR RULES GO AHEAD AND WASTE YOUR BREATH
A theatrical performance in an arena, depicting a combat scene. A character in a horned helmet and minimal clothing fights against several other characters, who fall to the ground as if defeated. The scene appears to be a historical reenactment or a show.
Agnetha Fältskog from ABBA just casually hitting those notes with her hands in her pocket. It's not a soul out there. No one to hear my prayer. Give me, give me, give me a man after midnight. Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away. Give me, give me, give me a man after midnight. Take me through the darkness to the break of the day.
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