i told my boyfriend his phone case was heavy and he replies "you’re heavy" i shït you not i’ve never heard an apology come out of someone’s mouth quicker in my LIFE
where do you wanna go to dinner?
"i don’t care"
"ok"
[Image: I DON'T CARE Bar & Grill with text: 'Where do you wanna go?']
This is the best idea I’ve ever heard of.
Source: rnarkiplier
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My brother in law sent me this and I’m f***ing crying.
I just built a whole snow fort and a snowball stash with the kids and the neighbor kids. There are 100 premade snowballs, a back door escape tunnel, and two sniper towers with great cover from the blind side. The kids took one look at it and went back inside to keep playing Fortnite. So now I'
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