Back in the 1920s, this electric toaster could toast two slices at once, and with the push of a button, it would automatically flip the bread over. Pretty advanced for its time. That same era also gave us this razor blade sharpener. Once the blade was locked in place, turning the handle would rotate the grinding mechanism while automatically flippi
MY WIFE ASKED ME WHY I CARRY A GUN IN THE HOUSE I LOOKED AT HER AND SAID "DECEPTICONS". SHE LAUGHED, I LAUGHED, THE TOASTER LAUGHED, I SHOT THE TOASTER, IT WAS A GOOD TIME. imgflip.com
I was today years old when I realized I could be reheating leftover grilled cheese in the toaster instead of the microwave. That's because you are the very first person in recorded history to utter the phrase "leftover grilled cheese".
Maggie: Just shut up and trust the process! Maggie, Maggie what are you doing? There's nothing in the toaster. There's nothing down in there. Except, Maggie. Oh, fuck!
Maggie Be Like: "Just Shut Up And Trust The Process" Maggie? Maggie, what are you doing? There's nothing in the toaster. There's nothing down in there. I checked. Maggie. Oh, fuck.
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