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avatar Jeremy Jordan

Gloom, despair, and agony on me. Deep dark depression, excessive misery. If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. Gloom, despair, and agony on me. My wife was so unhappy, she started to pack. But I figured I could get us back on the right track. So I give her a weekly allowance, but you fellas know how that is. She spent it before I had

avatar Charlie Chocolate
Call me old-fashioned, but if I buy a toaster, I don't want to have to pair it with my phone first. SARCASM DEPT.

Call me old-fashioned, but if I buy a toaster, I don't want to have to pair it with my phone first. SARCASM DEPT.

avatar Charlie Chocolate
PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME I'M FROM THE 1900S

PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME I'M FROM THE 1900S

avatar Gaie Houston

Honey, I think we should have a nice, peaceful weekend. Good idea, darling. I'll see your ass on Monday.

avatar Jacob Junior
I will grant you one wish and one wish only. I wish I was rich. Very well, you used to be rich. You should have paid attention in grammar class.

I will grant you one wish and one wish only. I wish I was rich. Very well, you used to be rich. You should have paid attention in grammar class.

avatar Gaie Houston

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