Ma'am, are there any weapons in the vehicle? Sure, sonny, a Kimber in the console, a Glock by my seat, a Colt in the glove box, an AK-47, AK-74, and an AR-15 in the back. Good Lord, lady! What are you so afraid of? Not a goddamn thing. Safety 👑 1ST
He is administering a field sobriety test. Hands out to the side. And bring your finger to your tip of your nose. Slowly. Back out. One more time, same hand. Now other hand. Exact same time. The officer begins to question him about her. Okay. Do you know this woman? How do you know this woman? Tinder. Huh? Huh? Is this your first time out with her?
Ma'am, the sign back there said 45, you were doing 85. I'm aware. My funeral's at 4. I figured if I beat the hearse, I get the good seat. And it's hard to park a coffin. Again, you pulled me over yesterday, ma'am. Ma'am, that's because you were speeding yesterday and today you're speeding again. I was going 38 in a 35. That's basically parked. Basi
Sir, your eyes appear bloodshot. Have you been smoking weed today, sir? And your eyes are glazed over. Does that mean you've been eating donuts, asshole?
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