You look like the kind of guy who buys baby carrots just to suck on them. Yeah. Well, you look like you eat Snickers bars upside down just for the texture. Oh, man.
Your brother ate some of your mints and it doesn't feel good. What mints? The ones in the little tin that's in your winter jacket, under your bed. Oh my god. Oh! Those mints are probably too stale. So how many did you take? I ate five, Monday through Friday. What do you mean Monday through Friday? It's like a whole month's worth on this week.
You do know people were murdered in this house, right? A hell of a thing. Man in the living room, shotgun, woman in the basement. I think it was a hammering. Afterwards, Lester told me he used to hear noises coming from the basement at night. Footsteps on the stairs. A woman moaning. That kind of thing. But I'm sure it was in his head. You have a
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